
Well, if we assume
that your looks are AVERAGE...
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So if you AVERAGE
them out-- math...
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...to accommodate the duration
of an AVERAGE bowel movement."
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And I checked. The AVERAGE purity
is only about 60 percent.
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...are significantly smaller
than the AVERAGE for someone of my size?
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