Uh-oh. Someone's got two dates to the nerd PROM.
I know I wasn't into this before, but I'm so glad I get to take you to your first PROM.
What makes you think I didn't go to my PROM? I went.
You know, because a lot of people lose their virginity on PROM night.
Are you sure? It's my first PROM, I wanna do it correctly.